Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.
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Who is this girl in my yearbook I think she’s a model
When my teacher wishes us “good luck” before the test
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At first I thought I was going to roll my eyes but then it was hilarious.
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if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
i cant
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like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink
who wrote the story of my life
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if she wins the tony, she NEEDS to do this again
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This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin.
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